Stinky Deli

Any small run-down delicatessen, with poor quality food and often operated by people with questionable hygiene.

I stopped going to the stinky deli next door after the health inspector gave them their third violation. That place is a real DUMP.

by Logic316usa October 5, 2009

Deli Delight

Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.

Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.

by Eye Glass Pimp January 4, 2021

The Deli Is Now Open

A play on words referring to someone ready to hand out there meat (Penis) to people.

Jesse: The Deli Is Now Open for business boys!

Mitchell: Please never say that again..

by Shmeat Your Maker May 24, 2018

Deli Safari

Shoving a ton of sandwiches in your mouth at once.

John: Hey Emily,how's your brother?

Emily: he's dead john.

John: What happened?

Emily: he went on a Deli Safari.

John: HA,classic Brian.

by casualtrash January 22, 2015

delis

delis is meow. meow is delis. delis is zara's baby meow.

pretty, cute, sexy, hot, comforting, funny, smart, are the only way to describe delis.

if you see delis in the street, pwease gib her some food. zara love delis mwah 😘

"meow meow meow meow" : "delis delis delis delis"

by meow's baby August 17, 2021

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

by B-word January 10, 2024

poop deli

it’s the poop deli

person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”

by ball.sucker February 19, 2024