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Self-Deprecating Defacating

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit
Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating
by Urban humor May 23, 2019
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Dela

Someone who licks gooch for cash or just for the fun of it.
Guy 1:Hey have you heard about the new cashier vic?

Guy 2: What about him?

Guy 1: I heard he's a dela.

Guy 2: Yeah I think that's how he got hired.
by Gooch_made November 29, 2009
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Deaconing

The art of impersonating Joey Deacon, popular in British playgrounds in the early 1980s following the 1981 Blue Peter appeal. Includes sticking the tongue under the lower lip, thrusting it forward, contorting the arms, and grunting Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh and so on. Often used to exaggerate the effect of insulting someone by calling them a Joey or alternatively Deacon.
Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh
by Hannah July 11, 2004
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deface

To remove your profile from Facebook.
A: I'll send you a message on Facebook.
B: Don't bother. I defaced yesterday. I'm sick of being a facebook slut.
by phoenix1x October 7, 2007
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defacator

A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.
Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017
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relationship defacer

Someone who ruins a relationship deliberately, they have an astounding level of patience, confidence and consistency. When someone has broke up with their partner and it's neither his or her fault, it's likely that they have been the victim of a relationship defacer.
Person 1: Why did you and Mel split up? You seemed really happy together.
Person 2: A relationship defacer came and ruined everything.
Person 1: I'm sorry.
by Mc Noggin August 10, 2017
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Deacon's Disease

The condition in which the collar in the back of your neck is raised enough to show your neck tie. Usually, the sufferer is oblivious to this predicament and is a deacon in the LDS church. Can be cured be simply lowering the collar and covering up the neck tie.
"Hey, Joey's got Deacon's Disease! Let's fix him up!"
by Justin Ellsworth August 29, 2007
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