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defra lard pole

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks
David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours
by Tresspass July 25, 2006
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Defrag my ball drive

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
by funkysi2006 September 5, 2014
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Painta 'N Decorata

See (batty boy)
Painta 'N Decoratas are into decorating
preferably the back passage of males, with sperm.
dave is a real painta n decorata!!
by clive sinclair May 29, 2003
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decora

Decorers are part of the numerous Styles that can be seen in Harajuku streets and in the past few years this fashion has reached the entire globe.

The beginning of this particular fashion it's i the 90's with the japanese singer Tomoe Shinohara, her clother were very bright and full of cuteness so her fans start copying her, they're named shironer.

With the pass of time shironers start adding more stuff to their clothes in order to be more unique, and slowly the word start to mutate to waht we know today. DECORER
Decoras use a lot of childish accessories
by Miss Shironer February 24, 2008
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defragasm

The tingling, intense sensation of pleasure one gets from defragging their computer.
The Neon Nerd: i finally cleaned out my computer.
Ssseraphim7: did you defrag?
The Neon Nerd: no.
The Neon Nerd: no defragasms for Hazel.
by Hazel April 16, 2005
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Demoracy

Democracy is a system, which allows citizens to vote and participate in any events that are involved in a government system or electing a representative of the people. In a Democratic nation, all the citizens have equal opportunities and rights to vote and participate freely in government elections.
by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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decorate

the act of pissing on toilet paper in a public place.
by sailorned November 23, 2007
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