Defi-jaculate

(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

by J-Ru October 15, 2003

Gainesville defibrillator

A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.

After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.

by dalizardman May 16, 2014

external deficit

a current account deficit; a negative net flow of liquid assets to the citizens of a particular country. The external balance includes the trade balance, net foreign factor income, and net foreign aid *received*. Usually the main cause of an external deficit is a trade deficit.

Internal deficits are sometimes blamed for external deficits, especially if both are chronic.

by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

defibrillator

Urban: A sexual maneuver similar to the shocker, only reversed. That is, one finger is inserted into the vagina and two are inserted into the anus.

- Two in the stink, one in the pink.
- Two in the smelly, one in the jelly.
etc. etc.

Traditional: An electrical device used to counteract fibrillation of the heart muscle and restore normal heartbeat by applying a brief electric shock.

Throw your girl a defibrillator and it will bring her back to life.

by TKE839 May 18, 2004

public deficit

the gap between revenues and expenditures for a government (over a given period of time); often referred to as an internal deficit or fiscal deficit.

The public deficit accumulates over each time period (usually a year) into what is known as the public debt.

by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

credit or debit

before completing a credit or debit, you must ask credit or debit sir/ma'am, slide ones hand through the center crack of another individuals ass crack.

yesterday i was asked credit or debit, and i answered debit innocently and unsuspectingly got a credit or debit then a hand swiped up my ass crack. then screamed, "I like it rough".

by bummyland November 13, 2011

defatbastardisation

to loose weight or to go under detox.

Youtube - I am fighter (episode 5)

Girl - "Aw man, freddy looks so hot after losing all that weight"
Boy - "yeah i know. it was defatbastardisation"

by mrminingmickey May 25, 2010