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Miner's Declension

Under every trans-presentation/pronoun-demand, there's a man drowning in compulsive murder-suicide ideation, and trying to drag you into it as well.

Under the #CMSI, that is, under the screaming about "Trans Genocide!" and "Trans Suicide!", is a lonely and confused boy experimenting too freely with anal masturbation, auto-dildoing, hypno-sissy porn, etc.
The process of making explicit the links from Pronouns, to #CMSI, to Anal Masturbation, is called "Miner's Declension."
"Please use my preferred pronouns, blah/blah and blah."
"No. You need to stop your auto-dildoing/anal penetration/fail-boy/power-girl / sissy-hypno-porn fantasizing.

And if you can't do that, you need to keep it to yourself.
When people ask me for money, it's OK to say no.
When people bring their sexuality too close to me, it's OK to say no.

Your pronoun-demands are part of your unresolved sexual-identity formation issues, and you need to work on them privately with your therapist and group.
"But I'm JUST ASKING FOR MAH PRONOUNS!"
"It's never "just mah pronouns." Under the pronouns is #CMSI, and under that is a lot of deeply perverted sexuality and unresolved gender-formation issues that I don't want any part of. Miner's Declension is short and simple way of UNPACKING what's driving the pronoun-demands."
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
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declan deepthroat

A sexual act in which a man places a doughnut on there gay partners penis and then proceeds to blow them with the aim to getting to the doughnut. (jam or cream doughnuts, Chocolate doughnuts are too runny)

The phrase Declan Doughnut comes from the maker DeclanDoughnuts, which specialise in larger center holes in doughnuts.
I wana declan deepthroat you!

Boy1: Hey what should we do ?
Boy2: Why don't you declan deepthroat me
by michelbigcock February 23, 2011
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Declan

A boy that buys you shit he has bigger ears than others and can be dumb
Look he looks like a Declan
by Weryuiojgss January 26, 2019
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Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home
im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins
by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021
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Declan Egan

Sexiest man alive by far. His smarts even surpass the big Einstein. He is so sexy that men and women fall for him, though he is not gay. His role model his Rhett Guillot who is the second sexiest man alive, obviously not as sexy as Declan Egan.
by an absolute god 420 December 18, 2021
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Freshers decline

1) The trend of university freshers getting shitter each year, i.e. participating in less extra-curricular activity, going out less, lowered promiscuity

2) The trend seen with university clubs and societies, in which attendance from fresher members of the group declines to negligible levels over the semester(s)
Person A: Attendance from freshers has tanked the past couple of months
Person B: Yeah man, freshers decline is a bitch
by Equinsu ocha April 20, 2019
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Declan

Declan is an OK-looking guy, with a big heart. He tries his best to keep all his friends, and will always try his best at everything he does. Although he doesn't have the best grades he makes up for it with his character. He has only ever had one girlfriend, and he regrets how things ended with her. He pushes all his emotions and feelings deep down inside, and barely ever tells anyone about them, that includes romantic interests. He is more on the mysterious side, with many secrets. His self-esteem is not the best but he barely ever shows that. He doesn't do sports, and the one he does is a non-normal one. He will always try to help no matter what, even if it hurts him more. He will always try to protect his friends, even if that means putting himself in harms way. He has a good sense of humor and will try to make you laugh when you're happy and when you're sad. He is good with words, but can listen if you need him to. He may not be the best person in the world but he can always tell when you're down, and will never stop trying to make you feel better when you are down.
If anyone ever needs to get some things off their chest, than they can go talk to Declan.
by wishyouwerehere123 May 17, 2021
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