Dave

Someone so unskilled, they can break a blender just by touching it!

'You're such a Dave!'
'Don't be a Dave!!'

by TMYSTREFF July 11, 2016

Dave

When you have to re-interview for your own job and you lose your job.

Wow man I totally daved that interview!

by Arrowgance November 22, 2018

Dave

Dave - known as a lazy person who sits at his desk and does nothing except to get fat. usually a person from new Zealand

Person: Hey dave your stomach has grown, Dave: yeah it has as I do nothing of a week day except sit at my desk and sleep all weekend.

by Jason7878 August 6, 2019

Dave

Someone who cant spell if it depends on their life. They like to brag about how tall they are even though they look homo af

Yo is that dave?
Is he tall and dumb looking?
Yes
Thats him

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Dave

A short fat nigger who sits on pizza’s

Oh look at that little Dave over there sitting on a slice of pepperoni!

by Brandondawimp April 26, 2019

Dave

An overweight beta male who goes on Urban Dictionary and makes the definition of his own name describe him as essentially the second coming of Jesus (first if you're Jewish) because he thinks it'll act as a counterbalance to living in his mother's basement when in reality it just makes him look like a massive faggot.

Why does every name on Urban Dictionary have their top definition be made by a Dave?

by Eternal Dorkness October 18, 2018

Dave

When you are basically starving except with water. Being beyond thirst. When you are dave you could chug a silo full of water. See Hank for extreme hunger.

Dude, I'm so dave I could chug that pool.

by Hanktastic May 12, 2009