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Danish

Danish is the language spoken in Denmark. Many Norwegian and Swedish speakers also understand Danish.

Only few words differs from Norwegian, but the pronunciation is very different. You can say Danish is Norwegian spoken with your mouth full of mashed potatoes.
"Dude, the Norwegian guy ate mashed potatoes during our conversation. It sounded Danish"
by danishguy19 March 7, 2010
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Danosan Day

To commemorate the day that Danosan's name was given a definition on the 14th of September 2020.
David Johnson: "Yo bro do you know it's Danosan Day today?"

Boris Johnson: "Yes my brother, I am going to make it a public holiday!"
by Anonymous Nasser November 23, 2020
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The Danosan

A man slaps the women's bum and says "HRGGHH"
And the woman says "HOIYAAAA"
Man 1: "Why do you look so happy?"
Man 2: "My hottie boyfriend wanted to do the Danosan with me and my grandma last night!"
by N Wor D. Master April 27, 2021
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dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses
1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
by matthew mc December 9, 2008
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Danish Wrap

When your chosen bed partner cooks up some bacon, wraps your penis in it and jerks you off using the warm bacon.
Man I had Suzy around last night and she gave me a mean Danish wrap...

Dude your sick!
by The kiwi strikes again March 30, 2010
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Danish Longballs

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade
Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!
by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011
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danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.
Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!
by milfonian July 24, 2012
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