Dangst

DAAAAANG! + ANGST = Dangst.
A deep seated feeling of dread that develops when a strong, instant, physical attraction goes terribly wrong for someone with social anxiety. The sufferer is so paralyzed by a profound and deep-seated spiritual condition of insecurity and despair that they are unable to make even the most rudimentary of social gestures toward the object of their affection, and are fully aware that they are wasting a golden opportunity and failing themselves. Rather than just nut up and initiate conversation they will spend their time(possibly much longer) in the presence of the person in extreme inner turmoil- alternately admonishing themselves for not making a move and imagining pleasing possible social/sexual scenarios with said hot person.

noun:
Much dangst will be suffered at this Valentine's Day rpg tournament tonight.
exclamation:
Daaaaang there is that flaxen haired viking guy I briefly stalked online in real life, at this crap party...I could totally talk to him about metal, he looks bored- and sooo sexy with his hair loose... there was my window...there my window still is...wide open... this should be easy! Why isn't this easy?! i wish i was drunk WHY DID I QUIT DRINKING?! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME????... ! (grips forehead intensely)
"DANGST!!!"

by zene13 February 15, 2009

Dags

A "dags" is someone who drifts through a corner of an intersection while the traffic lights are orange.

Bystander : "Ayo! Did you see that guy in the Mercedes dag that corner?" ... "Yeah man, that dude was dags!"

by micx ill October 4, 2010

Dadsitter

A man who can't hang out with his guy friends because he can never get a babysitter for his kids. Particularly in a suburban area where the guys only get to be without their wives a few times a year.

"Tom is such a dadsitter. Us guys hang out twice a year, and he can't find a babysitter once in a while?"

or

"Hey guys, I can't go out to the bar tonight, I'm a dadsitter"

by The Concerned Friend January 11, 2009

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.

*two roommates are sitting in their dorm room playing a casual video game of FIFA 15 when all of a sudden one stands up..

Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."

*roommate 1 sprints out the door.

by Idontfunkwithyou February 20, 2015

Dadselfie

The embarrassing and unflattering photos fathers often take of themselves to post on social media.

OMG, OMG, did you see the dadselfie father posted online - it was soooo embarrassing!

by GP5K June 23, 2015

Dadsplaining

Any sentence spoken by a dad to persons younger than himself that begins with, "When I was your age," or, "I'll tell you why that is," or, "If you were smart, here's what you'd do..."

My dad says that when he was my age, phones had cords on them and there was a thing called "long distance." He's been Dadsplaining the old days at me all morning.

by deke47 April 6, 2017

Dadsplaining

When a father or dad starts a sentence with, "I think you'll find"........then proceeds to impress his audience with his array of knowledge, facts and information to ensure that he thinks he is smarter than everyone in the room and that you are only as smart as dog shit.

I think you'll find that dadsplaining means I'm full of shit and I'm just trying to sound smart

by trout_ January 5, 2020