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Dr Phil

Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.
Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?
by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004
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Dr. Bains

A being of superiority, not quite human, but not all machine. Usually a brown man with a british accent and a PHD in mindblowing and a master's degree in wooing.
Sometimes possesses powers of growing webbed feet and flying.
Bains: Hello, I am Dr. Bains (english accent)
Hot slut: ooooooh, a doctor?
Bains: yes
(bone)
by metrosexualbastard August 24, 2006
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Dr. Phi

It would be Dr.Phil, but he doesn't take any L's
I love to watch Dr. Phi on tv!
by Dr.Phi January 3, 2018
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Dr. Now

An Iranian surgeon from My 600 lb. life that helps morbidly obese people lose weight and get qualified for weight loss surgery.
Dr. Now: Hello, How y’all doing?
by jacobjohn55 March 10, 2021
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Dr. Cohan

Collectively known as the Top G and Wonder Woman of the medical community. An incredible, vibrant, and caring physician with a heart of 24K gold. Has the clinical expertise that surpasses artificial intelligence and is a strong and independent chloconut!
Mark: "I'm feeling sick, John, what should I do?!"

John: "Go see Dr. Cohan, duhhh. She will fix you in no time!"
by jscc123 March 8, 2023
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Dr. Porn

Someone known for such fondness and in depth knowledge of pornography that it becomes synonymous with their already deviant persona. If there were a PhD awarded for the research in the field, he would surely have one, hence the honorary title of 'Dr.'. Mention however PhD to Dr. Porn, and he will likely respond with a Peter Griffin -like snigger "hehehehe yeh, Pretty Hard D*** hehehe". DP's character can be described as a mix between Charlie on 2 1/2 Men, and the pervier side of Quagmire on Family Guy. He probably has 2 young women locked away in his closet at any one time, and his sex drawer is always well stocked with a 5 gallon tub of ID Glide. Known for certain predilections, his favourite movie line is likely "Thats what I love about high school girls man, I get older, they stay the same age." A very charming guy, he secretly writes Urban Dictionary entries proclaiming his manhood.
Hahahahaha yeah, Nick. Man, he is the original Dr. Porn! The one and only!
by Nick DP April 14, 2014
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Dr. Reid

Dr. Spencer Reid, The cutest and most intelligent and wholesome character on Criminal Minds. Dr. Spencer Reid was born with an eidetic memory, and without him and his extreme mind, the group wouldn’t have been as successful as they are. He’s extremely kind and empathetic and has a heart for kids. Spencer Reid makes the audience obsess over the show and want to jump into the tv with him.
“WHOS THAT cutie???”
“That’s Dr. Reid, he’s the smartest and most wholesome guy out there!!”
by Iamtheshit1234 August 21, 2019
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