dinner kank

When you jab your gums at the dinner table with a fork and yell out in slander.

Damn it, Tony, all hell I gave myself a dinner kank with that steak fork!

by redceltic88 February 28, 2015

dinner masher

one man using his errect penis to "mash" another mans dinner via his arse hole.

Julian Clarey is a "dinner masher"

by jon September 22, 2003

dinner plate nipples

When a chick has really big nipples

Joe: I got Nancy's babylons out last night and she's got dinner plate nipples

Jack: That's fucked man!

by clayts05 April 29, 2008

Dinner Roll

What your scrotum turns in to after being submerged in cold water for too long.

Dude it's so cold I got a nice dinner roll right now.

by hwill June 21, 2010

dinner theatre

A simultaneous rusty trombone and ice cream dispenser or hot karl, between 2 people. Also an EP by musical group Yeti on a Budget, featuring the songs Hot Karl and Rusty Trombone.

"I was just planning on a hot karl, but then he started playing the rusty trombone, and when I started dispensing the ice cream, we had a dinner theatre on our hands!"
"I've been listening to that Yeti EP "Dinner Theatre" like all day"

by Zimbabwe May 13, 2004

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 14, 2004

dinner whore

A woman who pretends to be attracted to a man in order to receive free dinner from him.///////////////

The smart man will neither date nor speak unnecessarily to a known dinner whore, such as Ms. Lisa of Michigan.////////////////

by Dread Cthulhu April 14, 2006