by niggazwithattitide September 2, 2017
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Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!
by Zaroosh Innoutian January 7, 2006
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Guy 1: Last night I got to 2nd base with Sally!
Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?
Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.
Guy 2: Sweet.
Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?
Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.
Guy 2: Sweet.
by PrenticeRedman November 27, 2011
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Obesity Detective1- "Well she gained three chins over the summer"
Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."
Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."
by Obesity Detective March 3, 2008
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