colonblow

a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.

I tried colonblow and I took a 5 foot dooty.

by the prophet April 7, 2003

Clone Rock

The Music played by any American rock or Nu Metal band adept in the art of guitar distortion, power chords and repetitive meaningless lyrics. It doesn't matter if the music is Emo or upbeat, it's basically the same.

Any band considered a product of the great Clone Wars of the 00's. Examples of these oldschool Clone Rock bands include Linkin Park, Alien Ant Farm and Blink 182... bands so alike it would be difficult to pick one from the others in a line-up.

Guy: Is this My Chemical Romance or Funeral for a Friend?
Guy 2: I thought we were listenig to Bullet for my Valentine!
Guy 3: Oh, for a second there I thought Fallout Boy had gone all dark.

Guy: Is it my imagination or has this band been playing the same song for the past 45 mins.
Guy 2: No, this is Clone Rock, there are subtle differences.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

clonk

to hit with a dull thudding force

yar...you clonked me in the din

by permafrown November 4, 2004

colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.

Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?

by reed April 27, 2004

explosive colon

the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure

One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.

by Awesome dude December 23, 2003

Attack of the clones

When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.

Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.

Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.

Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.

by smpoza February 13, 2009

Clone

someone who acts like everyone else. Having no personality

Examples: Boy bands, jay vinson, most people in business.

by ted December 10, 2003