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curly pudding 

A horrifying straight sexual maneuver wherein the male partner orgasms on the female pubic area, then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the female partner. Occasionally this is intentional, but is generally a result of insufficient performance during penetration or as a result of premature ejaculation.
"Oh my god, I just got off!"
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."
curly pudding by handy devil September 18, 2013
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curly headed fuck 

a girl/boy with a fro of curly fucking hair.....who are sometimes loved.....
alison is the biggest curly headed fuck ever....
curly headed fuck by defgh123 February 17, 2010

curly headed fuck 

josh day, you are a curly headed fuck.
curly headed fuck by fuck nut 2000 October 26, 2011
Someone who is attracted to the same sex.
Guy: That dude is so hot.
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: No I'm straight, straight as a curly fry.
curly fry by Laura May 17, 2004
The Hair thats in or around your asshole. The hair is very curly and sometimes hurts when sweat and either shit gets near it and will stick to it.
" Yo Natasha' Lixk my curly's"

"Oouch,I just pulled one of my curly's out"
Curly's by Dickwad December 13, 2004

Curly Haired Fag 

A short, stalky, dwarf-like person usually dressed in black (black coat, black shoes, black nail polish, just...black) and being very fond of Russians, lesbians, and Russian lesbians. Known for having strong interests in vampire literature and for the destruction of electronic gaming devices.
Often abbreviated CHF.
"See that gotlik over there?"
"Yeah, looks like a CHF"

"Man! What happened to your playstation controller!?"
"Curly haired fag got to it..."
Curly Haired Fag by Derp! December 14, 2008