curly pudding

A horrifying straight sexual maneuver wherein the male partner orgasms on the female pubic area, then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the female partner. Occasionally this is intentional, but is generally a result of insufficient performance during penetration or as a result of premature ejaculation.

"Oh my god, I just got off!"
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."

by handy devil September 18, 2013

curly headed fuck

a girl/boy with a fro of curly fucking hair.....who are sometimes loved.....

alison is the biggest curly headed fuck ever....

by defgh123 February 17, 2010

curly headed fuck

joshua day!

josh day, you are a curly headed fuck.

by fuck nut 2000 October 26, 2011

curly fry

Someone who is attracted to the same sex.

Guy: That dude is so hot.
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: No I'm straight, straight as a curly fry.

by Laura May 17, 2004

curly fries

a man with curly hair

yo that man a curly fries

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾ February 14, 2019

Curly's

The Hair thats in or around your asshole. The hair is very curly and sometimes hurts when sweat and either shit gets near it and will stick to it.

" Yo Natasha' Lixk my curly's"

"Oouch,I just pulled one of my curly's out"

by Dickwad December 13, 2004

Curly Haired Fag

A short, stalky, dwarf-like person usually dressed in black (black coat, black shoes, black nail polish, just...black) and being very fond of Russians, lesbians, and Russian lesbians. Known for having strong interests in vampire literature and for the destruction of electronic gaming devices.
Often abbreviated CHF.

"See that gotlik over there?"
"Yeah, looks like a CHF"

"Man! What happened to your playstation controller!?"
"Curly haired fag got to it..."

by Derp! December 14, 2008