eyelash curler

1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.

1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away

by SDanzer April 14, 2008

steaming curley

A hot fresh turd that is curled or piled onto something and is so fresh it's steaming!

after licking her asshole last night Sara dropped a Steaming Curley on my chest as a blew my load!

by NglessCage May 30, 2006

curley q's

when to much sperm gets on your pubes and dries out. Manley on guys but can happen to fine ass bitches that have fucking dicks.

shit man you got anything to help my curley q's .

by t-young mofo November 16, 2006

Curdled clam

When you spread her clam and find what appears to be 50 year old curdled cheese chunks

I was about to go down on that girl untill i noticed she had a curdled clam

by Capta1nS0l0 December 2, 2016

Cursed image

An image that makes you feel uncomfortable. An image that makes you ask why was it made?
An image that makes you want to look away

Person 1. Hey look at this cursed image.

Person 2. Aaaaahhh I want to die

by ButtholeTongueStuck March 11, 2021

barbiegirl curler

It's when you turn an iron curler on, shove it up the ass, and sing "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Life is plastic, it's fantastic"

Damn, that barbiegirl curler is ratchet as hell

by Barbiegirlcurler December 2, 2013

cursed video

Urban legend from mid-90's Japan about a videotape with weird imagery contained on it. If you watch the tape you then recieve a phone call telling you you will be dead in a week. Basis for a series of novels by the writer Koji Suzuki, filmed as Ring, Rasen, Ring 2 and Birthday. Remade in both Korea and America.

Frolic in brine, Goblins be thine

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004