!WARNING- THIS IS NOT A REAL MEDICAL CONDITION AND JUST MADE UP SO DO NOT TRY THIS (unless you really want to)!
Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
"Oh son, it appears you have cumpeelitis. Time to fix it!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
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1. make (someone) ready or able to do or deal with cum:
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product"
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2. make cum ready for cooking or eating:
"they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
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from late Middle English: a nonce word of unknown orgin
1. make (someone) ready or able to do or deal with cum:
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product"
BRITISH THEOLOGICAL
2. make cum ready for cooking or eating:
"they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
ORGIN
from late Middle English: a nonce word of unknown orgin
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product" "they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
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