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Cumpeelitis

!WARNING- THIS IS NOT A REAL MEDICAL CONDITION AND JUST MADE UP SO DO NOT TRY THIS (unless you really want to)!

Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
"Oh son, it appears you have cumpeelitis. Time to fix it!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
by ballssucker2000 March 11, 2023
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cumpare

TECHNICAL FORMAL MATHEMATICS
1. make (someone) ready or able to do or deal with cum:
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product"

BRITISH THEOLOGICAL
2. make cum ready for cooking or eating:
"they were cumparing for the specil occasion"

ORGIN
from late Middle English: a nonce word of unknown orgin
"the dermatologist cumpared cleaners after a failed experiment to create a new skin care product" "they were cumparing for the specil occasion"
by pseudonym handler April 5, 2023
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Dumb Cumpster

1. A pejorative to the term Cum Dumpster meaning the opposite of a female cum dumpster-hence dumb cumpster.
2. An idiotic or ignorant person.
3. A slutty girl who is dumb and takes in a lot of cum
Shut up you fuckin dumb cumpster!”
by Xiber June 14, 2008
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cumpie

A woman's vagina after a male (of any species) has ejaculated in her. In pornography this usually involves several males to ensure that the semen drips from her vagina to be captured on video or camera.
me and my mates fucked the slut until she had a horrible cumpie!
by navyblue December 6, 2006
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compstipation

When your computer is running slower than usual.
Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!
by George Doula March 5, 2008
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cumpiggin

verb - the act of being receptacle or distributor of large quantities of semen
dog you was really cumpiggin' last night on the downlow yo
by ilikepenis666 October 11, 2008
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Cumas stocking

The act of Santa cuming in your stocking
George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......
by Greenday256 December 15, 2012
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