cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.

Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Diesel cucumber

When performing oral activities so extreme, the penis acts as a plunger, causes the person giving oral to have trajectoral vomit and then proceed to eat it off the stomach of the other person.

-Dude, how was you night last night?!
-dude, it was good. I gave her the diesel cucumber.

by Shlongdong January 13, 2015

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

by A Gherkin November 23, 2018

Dirty Cucumber

Done by a male when he doesn't want to partake in sex with a parter, so he grabs a cucumber and goes to town, like its a strap on.

Last night linsey wanted to go, but I didn't want to so I just gave her the dirty cucumber instead. She didn't even know!

by Mowerdover November 10, 2020

Ball Cucking

When someone (most likely your opponent) dies right before your auto-combo finishes so you can't get a ball to summon Shenron.

You: Fuckin' hell, seems like this is a classic case of Ball Cucking
Opponent: Ha fuck you SSJ4 Gogeta using bitch.

by beastmode8234 January 3, 2023

Tampon bay cuckineers

Playful banter when insulting/ smack talking the Tampa bay Buccaneers. Used to insult the fuck out of the Buccaneers, usually used when talking to a friend who roots for them.

Friend 1: You hear Pam's dad likes tampon bay
Friend 2: really? The fuckin tampon bay cuckineers?

by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 20, 2019

You slumber a cucumber

Wise words by a man named Xavier in the show Xavier: Renegade Angel. This immaculate sentence can be interpreted as sleeping with a cucumber. In a certain type of way, because you get no affection by a physical being.

Person 1: "You nappa, you get slappa"
Person 2: "You slumber a cucumber."
Person 1: Crys and weeps for he is defeated

by LilHoss4k April 26, 2023