crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

crunchyroll

The once great anime streaming site that has slowly become very greedy and has servers that haven't been upgraded since 2010

Guy 1: Dude you use crunchyroll?
Guy 2: No, I just pirate all my anime and buy merchandise from my favorite studios.

by DioStone September 11, 2020

Queso Crunchwrap

The most delicious thing to ever grace my pallet. Taco Bell should make this a permanent fixture on their menu. I have an orgasm every time I eat one.

*Bites Queso Crunchwrap*
Friend: Dude, why are your pants wet?

by Jean78439 August 19, 2008

Crunchyroll and Cuddle

To hang out with another to watch anime using Crunchyroll with the purpose of having sex. The weeaboo equivalent of "netflix and chill".

M: Hey you want to come over to my house so we can catch the latest episode of Naruto?

F: Crunchyroll and cuddle?
M: Dattebayo!

by risarisa November 25, 2015

Crunchyroll and Chips

The weeaboo way of saying...

Netflix and Chill

Kirito: HEY ASSUNA WANNA WATCH CRUNCHYROLL AND EAT CHIPS?????
ASSUNA: SURE LETS BANG HARD!!!

Crunchyroll and Chips would be like, hey, wanna bang?

by FedoraNeckbeard April 4, 2016

Crunchyroll and Chill

Netflix and Chill for Weeabos/Weebs and Otakus. (People who watch anime)

Guy “Hey wanna Crunchyroll and Chill?”
Girl “Sure S-senpai…”

by ButterCCM August 19, 2018

crunches

sit-ups

"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."

by bmoc November 9, 2003