crunch munch

When you eat someone’s pubic hairs like they are crunch munch popcorn.
“Dude, last night I ate so much crunch munch that I started to feel sick.”
by YummyGummies October 13, 2017
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D-CRUNCH

D-CRUNCH are a k-pop boy group, based in South Korea, under AI Grand ent. They consist of 9 members, 6 rappers and 3 vocals, and they debuted in 2018. The official fandom name being Diana
Diana: hey do you stan D-CRUNCH?
non-Diana: I don't but I'll appreciate a song recommendation by them ^-^
Diana: sure, try out Pierrot by D-CRUNCH!
by HyunwoosGlasses October 14, 2020
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Metalli-Crunch

A riffing style popularized by legendary Metallica frontman James Hetfield. It is basically a punk-rock style rhythm meets Motorhead/NWOBHM etc (new Wave Of British Heavy Metal) resulting in a potent machine-gun gallop sounding orgasmic tune to what most Metalhead calls now as Thrash. Their milestone debut album "Kill 'Em All" introduced that kind of sound and after that it literally spawned hundreds of Thrash bands mimicing that style.
"Metallica single-handedly patented and perfected the Metalli-crunch, that's why they became a legend to the music world"
by TT Boy4 April 12, 2010
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Captain Crunch

Demonic cereal that makes you shit rainbows.
KJ: Wanna grab sum Captain Crunch Berries?
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!
by Bird Gang 😦 October 10, 2017
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Malachi Crunch

A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"
by PookieBear123 November 17, 2018
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Crispy Crunch

While having sex on a beach, to rub one's penis in the sand prior to vaginal penetration.
As if you gave her a Crispy Crunch that night on Long Beach.
by gmatt October 01, 2008
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crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.
"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"
by JMAGINTHEHOUSE November 22, 2007
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