that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter

A person who identifies as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter uses the pronouns Quo/Quaoi and generally has purple or green hair

Person 1: "What is that girl doing?"
Person 2: "Sorry, but i am not a 'girl'. I identify as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter and us the pronouns Quo/Quaoi

by Slang_Expert_2022 January 11, 2022

Crumbletastic

Someone is crumbletastic if they stan lorraine bowen the crumble lady. It means you are amazing, fabulous and iconic. If you are going to use this word you should love crumble aswell. Lorraine is definitely crumbletastic.

“Woah you’re so crumbletastic jrf” Lorraine said.

by crumble stan February 24, 2019

crumblephilia

the act of engaging in sexual relations with crumbling objects.

"Alicia! Stop having crumblephilia with that cookie!"

by black_siren November 20, 2007

crumblebum

someone who leaves crumbs of food in the space where he was eating

my four year old child is a crumblebum

by gpajoe December 15, 2011

crumblemuff

A crumbly muffin, and/or weird textured vagina.

"That bitch had a crumblemuff like you wouldn't believe."

by crumblemuff1 April 12, 2014

crumblit

A crumblit is a bit of a crumb.

"Why did you throw that container of fried Oreos away?!"
"There wasn't anything in there, it was empty."
"But there were crumblits!"

by hansss October 11, 2016