Cropportunist

One who, upon realizing the need to fart, cannot resist farting in a area (usually occupied by other people) and then leaving so that others are left to suffer the foul smelling flatulence.

"My boss is such a cropportunist, he just cant pass up a good cropportunity."

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

crappery

a slang word for "crap", as would possibly have been used in the early 15th century.

What crappery is this?

by KCTT November 25, 2013

Cromper

A big fat man who participates in the art of "Chub and Tuck".

Damn, that teacher is a real Cromper.

by good old max February 5, 2019

twisted chopper

The best energy drink ever with a shitload of sugar and caffiene.

Only available in Washington, Nevada, North California, and Oregon, but worth looking for.

"Twisted Chopper is the KING of the energy drinks!! Not for your average high school retard who just drinks it to look cool."

by voorheez January 16, 2008

finger chopper

An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.

I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!

by Spaghetti and Raisinballs March 10, 2015

Reginald Copperbottom

The best stickman to exist. He is adorable yet hot at the same time. Literal perfection.

Dumbass: Ew Reginald Copperbottom is so gross

Me: I am going make your vertabrae a invertabrae if you ever say that again

by Devil Jevil November 8, 2020

crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.

MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!

by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007