Skip to main content

A.J. Cook

The most perfect celebrity in the world, as featured on Criminal Minds.
This bitch is seriously beautiful. Too beautiful. She looks kind of like a goddess, and her while her fake fighting skills could be worked on a bit, she is a great actress.
She's also a proud Canadian, eh?
Long to short, A.J. is a flawless human being.
Person 1- Hey, I really need to see a beautiful person before my eyes burn out.
Person 2- CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON!!! GO STARE AT A.J.
Person 1- God, wtf, you're fucking insa--*turns on TV* HOLY SHIT SHES SO HOT

A.J. Cook is my reason to live.
by AtotheJ Pagoat April 11, 2012
mugGet the A.J. Cook mug.

chookity

The primary expression spoken by the Final Space character, Mooncake.
Mooncake: Chookity!
by GarethPW August 11, 2018
mugGet the chookity mug.

cook an orgasm

The process of inducing pleasure to one’s genitalia, but prolonging the act of reaching an orgasm making such orgasm better the longer the genitalia is stimulated.
Yea man, I had the whole day to myself so I decided to cook an orgasm for five hours. After I bust, that shit was so powerful it knocked me out.
by Blackmafia72 December 8, 2017
mugGet the cook an orgasm mug.

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.
Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.
by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019
mugGet the Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick mug.

Who let bro cook

The exact opposite of "Let him cook!" or, "Let bro cook!"

A phrase used for when someone says, does, or makes something terrible.
Person 1: "Hey bro, have you heard producer name's new beat?"

Person 2: "Nah, lemme hear it."

*Listens*

Person 2: "Who let bro cook?"
by aano_productions July 9, 2023
mugGet the Who let bro cook mug.

dane cook of

To be the Dane Cook of something means to appear as though you have a certain level of mastery in your field usually due to status or popularity but upon closer examination there is very little coherence or substance.

Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.

This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.

Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.
by Jimmy-Bean October 27, 2010
mugGet the dane cook of mug.

how to cook a turkey

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003
mugGet the how to cook a turkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email