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Creepy Porn 

An adjective describing someone's peadophilic looking face.
Tom was talking about his 3 year old sister when Ian's face went all creepy porn.
Creepy Porn by Lanky Streak o' Piss December 7, 2010

Creepy Chris 

That lowkey steal your girl...but not really ass dude. Cockblocker extraordinaire...you know that guy that only talks to girls when they're are standing directly by another guy. Prime minister of FBN.
Guy: Hey theres my girlfriend!

Creepy Chris: Hey theres his girlfriend!...as long as he stands there Ill talk to her....but as soon as he leaves her side im out of here...pronto!
Creepy Chris by JimmineyCricket February 9, 2012

creepy shoveler

One who steps into a room and immediately gives off a "pervert" or "weirdo" vibe.

Often a creepy shoveler will make an audible wheezing sound when they breathe. Dirt under the finger nails is also common.

A creepy shoveler is usually a loner, has bad hygene, makes inapropriate remarks regularly. Almost always male.

France has an unusually high ratio of creepy shovelers to the general population.
That freak groped me on the way to the bathroom...what a creepy shoveler.

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch 

Creepy person that appears to be a child moletster.
While I was watching the debates I realized that John McCain lurked around the stage like your creepy uncle bad touch.

creepy dude 

A person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, follows you through the club, constant DM's, IM's and likes pictures from 3 years ago, or looks at you for hours through a window. Usually a close friend or relative. you know right away if that person is a Creepy Dude or does Creepy things. it is not hard to spot the Creepy Dude.

Also see Creeper, and Charlie Wilson a/k/a Creepy Uncle Charlie
While I was taking a selfie "Creepy Dude" in the background counting my neck hairs.
creepy dude by mynduse September 2, 2014

creepy tepee 

A fold in one's pants at the crotch that looks like a boner.
No one could shake their gaze from the bulge in Brad's pants. There was a gasp when he stood up to get something to drink, but the tension subsided when we realized he was just sporting a creepy tepee.
creepy tepee by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008