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Feature Creatures

A term used for accounts that only use the feature section on Ifunny, users who get called this usually get way too mad, acting as if you just called them a racial slur.
"Feature Creatures really like repeating the same jokes over and over."
by Hymen Buster IV October 26, 2020
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Creative destruction

A game where Mexican 20 year olds get off of work at 3:00am just to talk shit in a different language, 17 FPS players on 2 fingers using aim assist, and niggas doing fortnite highground retakes *cough* *cough* (jeb)
by DaddyLinLin March 24, 2020
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cheatingest

Cheating but covered by FivePoints Vids
The (Blanks) are the cheatingest team in (sport)
by Sacul rellim June 22, 2020
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cheating whore slut

Someone that cheats on someone else for 3-4 months. They usually lie about everything, and act as if they know everything. This person may have a name that stats with A and ends with ber
That cheating whore slut cheated on me for 4 months. Fuck her.
Amber is a cheating whore slut.
by funeral wolf September 28, 2008
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Cheating

To date, have sex with, or kiss/make out with someone someone else while you are in a relationship. These people who cheat are disrespectful, selfish, fuckboys/sluts, and pretentious.
If you are married, this is sometimes called adultery
E.g. 1) Mike: Hey Dave, hows it going with your girlfriend?

Dave: Broke up with her, she was cheating. There's 5 months i'll never get back.

E.g. 2)Brittany: Ugh, Sally, my boyfriend was cheating on me. We were together for over a freaking year! How could he?
by a fallen star xxx April 17, 2019
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creative license

has a couple of uses.

1. In writing, use or making of interesting ideas. One would be in the novel "Job: A comedy of justice" where the devil isn't evil and hell isn't horrible but god just wanted people to think that, where most people just stick to "heaven good hell bad" or "it's all a lie and god is actually evil".

2. Words or action that replace a normal set. Slang started with this.

3. In flirting it means to make something up to get the other person. not necessarily lie but possibly exaggerate truth.
1. guy 1: "I can't think of what to write."
guy 2: "Use some creative license. Try to be original. Make it so that people will use a your idea to replace existing ones."
guy 1: "OK, How am I to do that?"

2. "Of course Josh used creative license and now instead of a hand shake he looks them in the eye and steals their wallet."

3. guy: "I work out every weekend."
Chick: "I know you do community service."
guy: "oh ummmm"
Chick: "You need to work on your creative license. But I will still go on a date with you"
by skywerewolf May 13, 2010
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Job Creator

Euphemistic term for a wealthy or rich person first proposed by Republican politicians in mid-2011.

The term is meant to justify why the wealthy are given special legal and economic advantages and why the rich are taxed less than other people in the United States even though they can afford it more.

In Republican/Tea Party political theory, "Job Creators" are wealthy because they are industrious, virtuous, hard working people and can use their vast wealth to create jobs by hiring people to work for them. The idea that this euphemism is trying to convey is that taxing these people would hurt the economy because then their money would be going to the government (which is always evil in this political ideology) which will only waste tax money on things like social services.
We are Job Creators, therefore we deserve not to be taxed on our big houses and luxury cars, because then we might not be able to afford our nanny and gardener.
by Joe From Kentucky July 26, 2011
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