Iowa Creamed Corn

When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.

Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!

by Peppermintpattydick December 6, 2020

Ornage creamed

When a drug dealer has been smoking his own bud too much and can’t even spell no more

Guy put “Best skittles haze about 📲🍑🔥” on his story, fully ornage creamed

by Mohammed Naqvi March 17, 2021

cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time

awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.

by daddycucumber6969 June 15, 2016

creamed corn rows

Old white person with corn rows

Last time I was a the nursing home I saw a dude with creamed corn rows.

by Alienstunt August 10, 2007

Creamed

to get spewed in the face with the "white stuff"

Brody friggen creamed me in basketball. Wait, no...Brody ejaculated all over my face in basketball.

by Machette February 21, 2009

creamed

Cockney rhyming slang for "knackered"

Cream crackered..knackered.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

Creamed

To conquer or accomplish.

I creamed that last test I took.

by mshd October 2, 2010