cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 03, 2017

crayon text

term used by pissed off customers to indicate their irrational dislike of typeset used in a message they didn't like.

generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.

..."crayon text isn't exactly professional."

by olivereb October 08, 2009

Brown crayon

When you flush your poop and it leaves a streak on the toilet bowl

Dude, someone left a brown crayon on the toilet

by Revycling bin juice February 26, 2020

booty crayon

When you take your shit out of the toilet and write on the walls

Yo dog i wrote on the wall with mah booty crayon

by Duechnozzle11142000 December 04, 2015

crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed

ted: jeff looks like a crayon smoker

by according to all known laws February 28, 2021

white crayon

Someone that no one likes, or wants to hang around with due to their annoying and freakish personality.

No one likes a white crayon.

"I saw Daniel at the park yesterday yelling at the top of his lungs to everyone around him, he's such a white crayon."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd May 13, 2016

Crayon Cock

A slender uncircumcised penis that happens to be the shape of a crayon.

Did you see that guys meat whistle, he's got a bad case of the crayon cock.

by cravecock December 14, 2010