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Brown crayon

When you flush your poop and it leaves a streak on the toilet bowl
Dude, someone left a brown crayon on the toilet
by Revycling bin juice February 26, 2020
mugGet the Brown crayonmug.

crayon text

term used by pissed off customers to indicate their irrational dislike of typeset used in a message they didn't like.

generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.
..."crayon text isn't exactly professional."
by olivereb October 8, 2009
mugGet the crayon textmug.

Crayon Muncher

Defined as a person in a video game who shows no sign of common sense and intellect, very similar to being braindead
by KamiFR0ZE September 22, 2023
mugGet the Crayon Munchermug.

dirty crayon

Damn girl, is that dirty crayon you got on?!
by Tanner B October 30, 2013
mugGet the dirty crayonmug.

crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed
by according to all known laws February 27, 2021
mugGet the crayon smokermug.

Box of Crayons

A safe way to say in school that you need a box of cigarettes.
Does anyone have a box of crayons they are willing to share?
by Shane Collins January 13, 2009
mugGet the Box of Crayonsmug.

Crayon Cock

A slender uncircumcised penis that happens to be the shape of a crayon.
Did you see that guys meat whistle, he's got a bad case of the crayon cock.
by cravecock December 15, 2010
mugGet the Crayon Cockmug.

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