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Lewis Capaldi

An incredible musician who doesn't have a single bad song
Dang I can't stop listening to Lewis Capaldi.
by Pizzawouldvebeencooler December 31, 2018
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Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
by cx13 September 22, 2008
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crapalier

Any Chevy Cavalier. A terrible, terrible car that should not be purchased or driven by anyone. Ever.
Frank: 'Concert tonight! I'll drive.'
Tom: 'No way I'm getting in your Crapalier!'
by Wyyl March 3, 2005
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Capac

The girls sure get lucky with dirty rednecks of all sizes. If she's really lucky, she gets with a pale white wigger who's never experienced real gang shit yet listens to to tupac thinking he's a boss. He's never been in a fight before, yet he listens to songs about knocking a bitch out. He listens to songs about pussy, weed and money. But he's such a loser he only gets the one in the middle (weed) he has a penis like one of these --> A) its small B) he doesn't trim C) its crooked D) its erectily dysfunctional E) or all of the above.
They think they're hot shit? Nawwwww
Ladies do yourselves a favor. Get with a decent looking nerd. In about 10 years you will be happily married, have a nice house, great money, and a few well taken care of kids.

Sluts, get with a douchebag loser who looks good now and is too cool for school. In about 10 years, that bloated ass beer belly will snap his buttons off his shirt, and he will disrespect and beat the living hell out of you and spend his days drinking beer and going out to the bar with his buddies and getting luck with some tramp. You'll have already popped out 6 kids who hate your guts for giving them the shittiest home life possible. Don't worry thought. In about a year, he will have already left you for some broad he met last month that he snuck around with behind your back every night he was 'working late'
This life will be fine for you if you're fine with the fact that swag isn't going to pay your bills in about 10 years.
Some woman look up to kate middleton! But this bitch looks up to kim kardashian. Gross.

Capac sucks
by fuckyoucapac January 10, 2012
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Carpa

(n.) Spanish for a dude who is an obvious druggy / criminal / loser / trouble maker.

(v.) Being too obvious about something shameful.
Dude you have white all over your nose and you talked to a cop you fucking carpa.
by carposo January 13, 2011
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flux capacitor

A fictional device from the movie Back to the Future that allows travel through time. It can also be used as a scapegoat for computer problems when people ask dumb questions.
Some guy called me to ask me why his computer wasn't working during a power outage, so I told him his flux capacitor was broken.
by mikm December 28, 2005
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crapage

refers to a lot of crap.
a)wheres your maths books?
b) ah! crapage! i left em at home
by bobage December 10, 2006
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