clanus

pronounced "clay-nus"
Word derived from equal parts of "Cletus" which sounds like some sort of STD or variation of "clit" and then "Anus".
1. The clanus is the small bridge of skin between the clit and the anus on a female.
2. The space between the dumpster and the playground.
3. Similar, or female version of what is called a taint on a male.

Stay away from her clanus or you'll catch the funk.

by Orvis November 12, 2004

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canus

when there is a tear from cunt to anus during birth (due to sidewinder baby), creating the "black hole"

i gave my mom a sick canus when i was born

by K April 26, 2005

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cranus • Canus • crankshaft • chanus • crankster • Cranston • Cranksta • crankster gangster • Cranston West • Cranksgiving

crankster gangsters

They wanna be Crankster gangsters but all they are is a little ice ice maybe.

He said he was the topof the crankster gangsters,now he is locked down for 10 to 20 in the big boys cell block.

by The shcoshi queen October 20, 2006

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cranksta

Pronouced: CRANK-stuh
A cranky gangster or an old gangster.

"My Grandpa is one cranksta."

by Jonathan I. August 20, 2006

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crazus

"crazy-jesus". When you are defining something crazy, which makes you wanna say "JESUS CHRIST!"

Use this word when your head's thinking "crazy", but you spill out "jesus!" instead.

"crazus... your eyes are so big."

by your daddy321 July 29, 2008

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crankshaft

a word formerly defining the sex move where you take a girl and put her on her head with her backside facing toward you. You proceed to screw her up the ass. At this point in time, you shove a funnel in the vagina and proceed to pour a quart of motor oil down it. After the motor oil can is empty, and your about to blow your load, you remove the funnel and spew in the vagina. Next you use your fingers like a dipstick and mix up the mixture in a "cranking" motion. Enjoy!

This version only allows the female to enjoy once, so the working definition had to be changed...see above

by give me thumbs up January 5, 2005

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