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Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
by Shalalallala December 1, 2020
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cranberry pancakes

cranberry pancakes is a food made from cranberries in a pancake
by Limboy May 28, 2018
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Cranberry blast

When a girl has her period and cums all over your dick
have you ever had a cranberry blast? It's tasty
by Tjsanallover October 7, 2017
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cranberry pancakes

Cranberry pancakes “ to eat berries of the pan
by Limboy May 28, 2018
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Gayer than a box of California cranberries

Gayer than a box of California cranberries
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.

Origin:
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
Example Sentences:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
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Sprite cranberry

noun: a term used to describe a man who will come to your house and knock then bust the door open and finally sing a song about sprite cranberry
During Christmas a sprite cranberry happened
by Americanski November 26, 2019
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Cranberry

When ur friend is mad cause their swim teacher is praising only one girl so your a goood friend and tell them that they are the best cranberry in the universe knowing that they despise cranberries with a passion
Lol your and the absolute best cranberry in this planet
by Bean_boy2.0 July 13, 2018
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