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Critical thinking

Something Dogecoiners naturally and precociously lack.
Person 1: I am planning on investing all my life savings on a meme coin that is centralized, has no solid stable backing, is non turing complete, techless, unoriginal, forked from an existing project, energy consuming but is a funny meme instead of actually original, innovative and efficient cryptocurrencies.

Person 2: The things you described don't sound good... Try to engage your critical thinking for once.

Person 1: Of course not you silly... I am a Dogecoiner!
by ThomasAAnderson June 21, 2021
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moist critical

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by sneako a cuck March 29, 2023
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critical critic

A witty and at times offensive Salient pesudonym. Has something a cult following, and is infamous around Victoria University.
Critical Critic wouldn't put up with that shit, he'd be all over it.
by Harry B March 28, 2004
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Cranatical

I must first say, I am startled that this vital word has not already been defined. But, as it has not been, I feel it is my duty to do the deed. Put simply, cranatical is a mixture between crazy and fanatical. In truth, however, cranatical has a far more complex definition. Its utterance is to be taken seriously, though not without a dash of lighthearted humor--true to the AmerEnglish tradition, cranatical is a hybrid of two words, the lovechild of insanity and exuberance, ecstasy and madness, rhapsody and hysteria. Cranatical should not be used too often, due to its intensity, but when used, it should be shouted, screamed, yelled, and expelled from its speaker's mouth with fervor and ferocity.
Example One:

Upon finding himself chock-full of some kind of unbridled enthusiasm (drug induced, one might infer), T-Bone vociferated:

"Shit is cranatical!" Referring to his evening--and experience--thus far.


Example Two:

Upon arriving at a rather boisterous festivity, Shaquifa said to her male counterpart, Dutch:

"Damn boy, this party's fuckin craNATICAL"

(Note how Shaquifa chose to stress the latter segment of the word--this is commonly done to further emphasize its meaning)


These are merely two of countless instances where cranatical is an appropriate word choice. Given its versatility, I urge you now, reader, go now out unto the ripe Earth and speak this prodigious word with pride.
by l.n.r. February 17, 2009
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Critical Mass

Another far left wing terminology to support diversity. Another name for a racial quota.

"Critical mass" means that it is important for a sufficient number of "minorities" to be enrolled on campus so that they not feel "isolated." When the number of blacks dropped at UC Berkeley following the passage of 209, the opponents of 209 argued that the drop in black enrollment created a "hostile environment" for those enrolled. "Critical mass" theory also means that the remainder of the student body needs to see enough black faces so that they can benefit from "diversity."
Don't listen to that hippie fart sniffer, critical mass is just another term for a racial quota.
by Ballsackinthatface April 3, 2013
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critical race theory

The theory that presupposes that personal choice and responsibility has nothing to do with race and the outcome of where any human being winds up. According to the theory, the solution to problems of certain races can be deposited into the laps of people holding power. This means not Barack Obama, Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder holding power, only white, Melanin Challenged people, holding power. It means Black - Good; White = Evil.

The theory agrees with the notion that white racism (aka, imagined hatred of black Americans) was the malevolence that caused white people to joyfully elect and then the re-elect America's first black president to rule over them for eight years; stay behind in Washington DC to sabotage the presidency of his successor through a slow, ongoing coup, and then return to the White House for his third term through surrogates. It is in agreement with the notion that it was white racism funding the $22 Trillion WAR ON POVERTY that transferred the wealth of the American taxpayer, the 1% of whites at the top of the pyramid, to help America's African Americans a century after Republicans freed the Democrat's slaves.
We will study critical race theory today.
by Novatweeter December 21, 2020
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Critical World

A game which is largely based off another game called Critical Adventure (It's dead now). It's currently being developed by Ethyrias, IcyZ1ne, Bubbleux, etc. The main point of interest in the game is the combat mechanics, you are to dodge enemy's attacks while waiting for opportunities to strike back, with those opportunities being the orbs.
Guy 1 : Critical World is another ca copy bro
Guy 2 : But it's good though
Guy 1 : Can't argue with that
Guy 2 : However, fuck those chest rngs
by HelloIAmCertainlyNotAGuyFromCW February 3, 2021
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