"I'm too poor to buy CS:GO so I play counter blox roblox offensive instead, It's really not that bad I swear!"
by GEHooven August 22, 2017
Get the Counter Blox Roblox Offensive mug.A person with zero social etiquette who is extremely rude to people when working the counter or cash register at
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.
businesses they represent. Counter cunt status is awarded when approached in a civil manner by a customer
and then the counter worker refuses to do a job so simple as take cash, hand over merchandise and good-bye.
Customer: "I was told by your supervisor to pick up the package at this location."
Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and
reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"
Counter: "Are you insane? I have no idea what you are talking about!" (refuses to be of any assistance and
reverts to just standing there)
Customer: "Freaking counter cunt!"
by Urban Princess23 February 3, 2014
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A misleading term coined by the music industry and MTV to trick gullible, angsty teenagers into a false sense of rebellion, either against "mainstream" music scenes, society, or at least their parents.
Counter-cultures can range from obscure and "underground" (also another industry trick word) to being popular and mainstream.
When a counter-culture becomes mainstream (such as grunge in the 90's and most recently, emo), it is still marketed as being against the mainstream although music acts of that genre might be flying off the charts. Of course this leads to the more elitist counter-culturists who follow a counter-culture just to impress their friends by following obscure, unpopular and/or cult-favorite music acts.
Counter-cultures can range from obscure and "underground" (also another industry trick word) to being popular and mainstream.
When a counter-culture becomes mainstream (such as grunge in the 90's and most recently, emo), it is still marketed as being against the mainstream although music acts of that genre might be flying off the charts. Of course this leads to the more elitist counter-culturists who follow a counter-culture just to impress their friends by following obscure, unpopular and/or cult-favorite music acts.
Common examples of counter-cultures (both mainstream and underground):
Reggae
Punk(that includes you "hardcore" punk types. Don't give me any "but I'm a TRUE Punk because I hate Avril and pop-punk" bullshittery)
Ska
Emo
Raver music
Grunge
Nu Metal
Indie
Techno
Gangsta Rap
Any other offshoot of Punk or Metal in general.
Let me be to the point here:
You're not unique.
You're not profound.
You're not original.
You're a sheep that follows a smaller herd. That's all. I'm not any better but at least I realise it instead of being arrogant to people about my music preferences.
Reggae
Punk(that includes you "hardcore" punk types. Don't give me any "but I'm a TRUE Punk because I hate Avril and pop-punk" bullshittery)
Ska
Emo
Raver music
Grunge
Nu Metal
Indie
Techno
Gangsta Rap
Any other offshoot of Punk or Metal in general.
Let me be to the point here:
You're not unique.
You're not profound.
You're not original.
You're a sheep that follows a smaller herd. That's all. I'm not any better but at least I realise it instead of being arrogant to people about my music preferences.
by Louis Mama February 1, 2005
Get the counter-culture mug.The act of providing a guesstimate to a statistical question knowing good well that the answer is most likely incorrect, but also knowing that the person requesting the answer will not know any better.
It is also assumed that the question is ultimately irrelevant and therfore the answer is pointless.
It is also assumed that the question is ultimately irrelevant and therfore the answer is pointless.
ie. (Dan at HDQ needed those figures on the number of electric staplers needing repair by 5pm or else the TPS reports may run late, so I had to counter-calculize an appropriate response.)
by Waddamz December 23, 2009
Get the Counter-calculize mug.Joanna: Hey baby, you wanna go to dinner and catch a movie?
Jack: No I can't I have to play counter strike.
Joanna: WTF! It's just a game!
Jake: It's a commitment! Be happy I don't play World of Warcraft.
Joanna: Fuck off
Jack: No I can't I have to play counter strike.
Joanna: WTF! It's just a game!
Jake: It's a commitment! Be happy I don't play World of Warcraft.
Joanna: Fuck off
by hippitydippity April 11, 2009
Get the Counter Strike mug.Where one plays Counter-Strike or Counter-Strike: Source for long periods of time in a Zombie-like state. You may not be seen for a long while as you will spend every moment, that is not spent doing otherwise, playing CS or CS:S. The remedies for the "sickness" are:
1.) Un-install it and do something else.
2.) Find something that over-powers the urge to play CS.
3.) Go outside and have some fun.
There may indeed be other remedies, but these are the best. Now stop playing CS and go outside!
1.) Un-install it and do something else.
2.) Find something that over-powers the urge to play CS.
3.) Go outside and have some fun.
There may indeed be other remedies, but these are the best. Now stop playing CS and go outside!
Counter-Strike zombie: in my 3 weeks offline i pwned hundreds of n00bs with my l33t deagle skills!
Internet forumer: That guy has the Counter-Strike sickness.
Random funny comment guy: Hey, come on, get up, get down with the sickness! :D XD :p
Counter-Strike zombie: n00bs! im going to go play cs, i dont have tiem for dis!
Internet forumer: That guy has the Counter-Strike sickness.
Random funny comment guy: Hey, come on, get up, get down with the sickness! :D XD :p
Counter-Strike zombie: n00bs! im going to go play cs, i dont have tiem for dis!
by Kee715 May 31, 2009
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by Geek Girl October 1, 2004
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