Coptitude

Attitude the police take when asking questions. The attitude is surly, belligerent and done with skepticism.

Cop: Are you telling me that you had nothing to do with this robbery?

Person A: What's with the coptitude? This is my house and I called you!

by ValleyofTheStunned July 11, 2009

crosstitute

A prostitute who dresses as the opposite sex.

A Crosstitute can most commonly be found in high-density urban areas on the dark side-streets near clubs. Easiest to detect in the "male as female" variety with tell-tale Adam's apples or five o'clock shadow, but they are most commonly detected from a distance when one notices that the subject is over six-foot and has the shoulders of a line backer.

by Rob 1978 January 6, 2010

costimate

cost + estimate

When you have to make a quote or cost estimate for a client, you make a costimate.

Boss: So and so called about a job. They need to know how much it will cost.

Me: Sure, I'll do up a costimate.

by Ameridar September 7, 2011

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

Constitutional memeing

Finding memes, and forwarding them to friends while on the toilet.

After that Taco Bell bender, I did some serious constitutional memeing.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama January 17, 2018

Bostitute

A prostitute that lives in Boston, or a prostitute for a black guy named Boston.

Don’t be such a Bostitute, Anje!!

by AnIconTM March 18, 2018

constitution

To fuck someone while they are in a swimsuit

you me and my girl did the constitution

by pussyfuckerdickhater October 13, 2020