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Common white girl

Any girl generally in America who is obsessed with these things:
-starbucks
-uggs
-iphone/ipad
-nike

-vera bradley
-use of the word "YAAAAAS"

-use of the words "i can't even"

-selfies

-selfie sticks
-instagram
-twitter
-constantly posting on snapchat
Common white girl:

Why is there such a long line at starbucks? They are all white girls.
by Swagger200000 August 24, 2016
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commonure

Câ-mahn-oo-er
1. A person who spreads bullshit about others.

2. Also used to describe someone who is full of shit.
Frank told Stacey, due to the election, he is moving to Canada. But everyone knows Frank is a commonure.
by Whipetgood November 25, 2016
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Common Sense Media

A blatantly biased website where reviews of critics do not match with parent and kid reviews onsite and IMDB reviews offsite, that constantly sets shows at a higher age rating so kids cannot watch it because they deem it "offensive", and lower age ratings of things that young kids shouldn't be watching because they are "inclusive". Example:
Breaking Bad is rated 17+ because it promotes "bad views of women", even though the show is rated 16+ globally.
The Barbie Movie is rated 11+, because it promotes "good views of women" even though the show is rated 13+ globally. The Barbie movie is only rated "2/5" for sexual content even though there are PLENTY of double entendres. Common Sense Media claims to be a non-profit, however this is not true whatsoever and the company charges people for viewing multiple reviews a day. They have a revenue of $25,452,329. They try to hid content from kids for political reasons.
by mojoUwU July 30, 2023
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The Commonline Project

The Commonline Project is a literary cyberzine that publishes poetry and interviews. The magazine is part of the literary e-zeitgeist. Similar online-magazines include 3am Magazine and Zygote In My Coffee.
The Commonline Project is a literary magazine.
by Urbanator1973 March 13, 2009
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Dumbest Common Denominator

The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.
On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.

"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"

"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
by Upallnightagain September 25, 2011
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Selena Mae Carmona

the bestest person in the whole wide world and funniest and cutest and lovely and has a boyfriend thats loves her to death do her part and would literally give her the world because she is truly amazing in her own way and the most adorable ever and her boyfriend would love to marry her and spend the rest of time with her.
by a_secert_admirer February 23, 2021
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commoner

A term used for someone who has a low social status or someone who is considered useless to society.
"The commoner tried getting into my father's country club but our security guards threw him out."
by kenzk February 12, 2009
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