Cooter Crickets

Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."

Go take a bath babe, you're crawlin with cooter crickets!

by ginger petunia November 29, 2003

crickey

a beloved word used by Steve Irwin on several occasions
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"Crickey she's a beaut!"

by lizzzzy September 5, 2006

Corcked Knott

An anus filled with a stiff penis

"Hey Timmy, have you seen Sally??
Yes, I saw in the master bedroom with a corcked knott.

by Dan Ruggiero, Mark Fridkin (Dometrius and Darbish) July 25, 2008

cricket legs

A game played with a partner in which both naked individuals rub their legs together under the bed sheets.

After a few glasses of wine, we got into bed and played cricket legs all night.

by snowsamarai April 9, 2012

Cricker

a bad word against cooldog

stuppid ethan: shut te h*ll up you cricker

me: 192.53.26.334

by cricketcooldog December 6, 2022

cricket

cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.

Only gentlemen can play cricket

by Gareth Ronan August 29, 2006

Cricket Fan

“A Cricket Fan”
uh—krik-it---fan

-Noun
1. A silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense.
2. A weak-minded or idiotic person;

“What’s 9 plus 10?
21?
You must be a Cricket Fan!”

-Verb (used with object)

3. To trick, deceive, or impose on: “They tried to Cricket Fan him.”

-Synonyms
1. Simpleton, dolt, dunce, blockhead, numskull, ignoramus, dunderhead, ninny, nincompoop. Booby, saphead, sap. 2. Zany, clown. 3. Moron, imbecile, idiot. 4. Delude, hoodwink, cheat, gull, hoax, cozen, dupe, gudgeon.

-Antonyms
1. Genius.

“What’s 9 plus 10?
21?
You must be a Cricket Fan!”

....
“They tried to Cricket Fan him.”

by Ay.wies.Maan July 23, 2016