cooch clerk

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.

the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!

by orange123 March 02, 2009

cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick June 26, 2015

Chewbacca Cooch

A sci-fi take on the 70s bush in which one would hybrid growl and gargle when a man goes down on her death star.

Her chewbacca cooch was primed for my light saber

by Nitrophoenix69 August 22, 2014

anal cooch

A gay man's vagina.....

Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....

by that_just_happened June 22, 2007

gangus cooch

Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.

Employee 1. Hey man I took that chick home last night.
Employee 2. Oh wow, I took her home last week.
Employee 3. No way, I screwed her Thursday.
Employee 4. Man, what a gangus cooch!

by Nick and Enrique March 04, 2008

poop cooch

When a girl takes a good shit and wipes the wrong way and gets some poop on her vagina and can't get it out.

"Shit man I was about to do my girlfriend but she had to drop one real quick and when she came back....she had POOP COOCH!!"

by shit son April 05, 2006

Cactus Cooch

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.

Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!

by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008