Pizza is a constipator. Cheese is difficult to digest and the tomato sauce and the cheese prevent the top side of the dough from being baked.
by but for February 9, 2018
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by Creativebenzz May 26, 2020
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When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
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by TheNotBob December 6, 2009
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by b-tox May 17, 2012
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See: Creative Block.
See: Creative Block.
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