Copley

A person who seems to make a habit of contracting STI's.

Matty "Dude I got with Milly yesterday"

Darren "Man you're such a copley"

by itchybatwing May 20, 2009

Cooley Tat

A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.

The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.

Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”

Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”

Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”

Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”

Chris Cooley walks into the room.

Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”

by doucherbagger February 20, 2010

cowley

selfish; annoying; ginger; ugly; vain without due cause;

"you're a right cowley you"
"you should be called <name> cowley"

by Professor Wyrmstrom June 11, 2006

Conley

When you're having sex with a girl for six years, and she asks if you're going to finish soon, and you tell her you can't finish because you haven't had an internship.

I was making love to this girl last night, and I wanted to ejaculate on her breasts, but I pulled a Conley and couldn't finish. I am going to get an internship tomorrow so I can ejaculate on her breasts.

by Stevie H June 29, 2007

Comey

when you're so depressed you're convinced everybody hates you and you're doing everything wrong

FBI Director Comey is himself, worthless.

by anonymous May 9, 2017

colleyville

believe it or not, it is a place with normal people live. kids dont drive around in BMWs (well, maybe three or four) they are lucky to get beat up '76 hondas. Don't judge, because you have never/don't live here. dont get me wrong, there are a few extremely superficial, but not very many. they have a normal high school just like everyone else. there is sex, drugs, and parties but everyone cares about theirs because they are supposed to have a better life or whatever. wrong, they are just like you but they have everyone staring at them. also, there are apartments in colleyville as well as smaller homes. very few of them have 10,000 sq. foot homes. oh, and there are some cute boutiques :

Cody: Man I wen't to Colleyville this weekend. You know how everyone's always like 'oh yeah, they are so rich, drivin around in their BMWs'.

Stan: Yeah, so? Aren't they?

Cody: Nah man! I saw so many trashed cars, it was like a monster truck rally!

by SmittenLeafer April 17, 2008

cooley

to make something cool or make something tasty that was originally tasteless

Dude, i gotta cooley that chicken up with some barbecue son , son.

That's tight son, that shirt is cooley dawg

by rated r November 5, 2005