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spontaneous human combustion

The occassion when a human being may spontaneously burst into flame with no external interference. Generally happnes to the aged. Most victims do not survive, and combust when alone. Therefore, there are not many witnessess to spontaneous human combustion, or S.H.C.
However, there have been people who have suffered S.H.C and survived, albiet for only a short while afterwards.

S.H.C does not tend to leave much in the way of bodily remains; most victims leave just the lower leg, a singed hole in the floor, and a pile of greasy ash.
Reasons for this are still only theories, but the extreme heat required to reduce a human body to ash in the space of minutes is intense, and the flames act unaturaly.
In one such case, an elderly doctor spontaneously combusted whilst at home alone. When found, his kneecap and ashes where in the basement, and his foot and slipper left on the lip of the hole on the floor above. His aluminium walker, that should by all means be a puddle of molten metal, was fully intact, including the rubber tips.

S.H.C is not a proven phenomena, and is not a recognized cause of death.
The old doctor apparently died when he spontaneously combusted. Many blamed the phenomena, spontaneous human combustion for his unnatural death.
by Roadie Farla May 22, 2007
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*confused screaming*

When u don’t know what the fuck is going on so you start screaming from the mental breakdown as everyone is realizing that the role play was a conversation and not a role play.
Other people: *roleplaying*

You: has a break down and start *Confused Screaming*

Other people: ah shit, here we go again.

You: *eventually dies*
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a gay yt channel that rich 16 yr old girls watch that play roblox
Time to go get starbucks and spend 500 dollars on limiteds on roblox! XDDD defined: ComfySunday
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confusement

the state of being confused and amused at the same time
"I'm in a state of confusement over this shit!"
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Combustion

The act of a material or substance breaking or falling apart.
When we pressed the launch button, our rocket just suddenly combusted. Six months for just one big combustion.
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confused

When someone has no freaking idea what is happening. They have thought so hard about a subject and they dont really know what to think anymore because their head is throbbing and they just want to fry their brain maybee with some hardcore drugs.

...also someone who is bi.
Mary: Man, Fred turned into a vegetable.
Jo: Yeah, he was confused with the world. He just learned that everything he knew was a lie. His head hurt so bad he just shut himself off from the confusion.
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