A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.
by MetalHead16 February 19, 2011
Get the collegemug. by Disturbia Lady 009 October 16, 2008
Get the collegemug. The ongoing party. You have the times where everyone loves each other and is in the best mood ever. Further on in the party people start to get bitchy, and angry, and confrentational. Then time passes and everyone is having an awesome time again.
I'm going to college
by Kowwin March 27, 2005
Get the Collegemug. A place for people who are:
1) Scared to go out into the real world
2) Shelterd
3) Want to be average and middle class forever
1) Scared to go out into the real world
2) Shelterd
3) Want to be average and middle class forever
Stake my own claim? In the real world? I would rather hide in college, so there is nothing to compare my failures to, except grades and a lifetime of loans.
by Brian Leeon January 20, 2006
Get the collegemug. An awesome place; no need for partying, we'll say. If you're trying to get into a Public or Private Ivy for graduate work (especially in mathematics), get to know your professors here. People give them a BAD rap, but they are good, honest people (for the most part). This is a place to lose yourself in studying, in research, in intellectual discussion. And no, it is NOT a waste of money (unless one so chooses) IF and ONLY IF you spend it wisely. I am a sophomore mathematics major, and I LOVE COLLEGE.
The best time of my life, college, from Southwestern Oklahoma State University in Weatherford, Oklahoma, USA.
by southplainshttredskins April 9, 2009
Get the Collegemug. A financial institution that will take all your fucking money and will force you to sell your semen for cash to be able to buy ramen noodles.
College is a hoe
by DankBank50 March 22, 2017
Get the Collegemug. That phase in life where you should have graduated out of the awkwardness that is high school. Though high school may have seemed hard, college is yet harder. It is where you run off the fumes of coffee that you consumed last week. It is stressful. It is the awkward middle stage of life where you are on your own, but still not quite on your own. It is crazy, hard, fun, and an all-around learning experience. Just make sure to apply yourself so you do learn something. You make wicked awesome people there. But remember, though grades are extremely important, it's the people that really matter.
by That Dude Who December 17, 2014
Get the Collegemug.