Methodist Ladies College

Despite the fact their sports uniforms closely resemble it, they are in fact not MuzzBuzz employees. Asking them for a toasted sandwich and a coffee during any sporting event will only earn you blatant looks of disapproval. Although, most students might as well be training to be MuzzBuzz employees because unless you’re getting the top grades, nobody really gives a damn about whether you’ll succeed. Their summer uniform isn’t any better, it causes the whole school to resemble a settlement of convicts. Which is quite fitting, it does feel like a jail when you come back after the Christmas holidays.

"Those students from Methodist ladies College look like escaped prison convicts, they really need to fix that uniform."

by MoreCoffee May 22, 2019

Walter Payton College Prep

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.

Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019

college blossom

(n) One who was considered a loser/outcast in high school, but gains a flourishing social life upon entering college.

This phenomenon is most common when said individual attended a high school filled with narrow-mindedness, immaturity, and/or all around ignorance.

Tom: Hey, isn't that the girl who used to each lunch alone in the band hall? She looks all outgoing and happy now. Even a little... sexy.

Harry: Yeah, that's Sally. She's a total college blossom. She's got guys hitting on her all the time now.

by TirraLirra December 2, 2011

College Decruiter

An employee of a university who tries to talk someone out of enrolling at the university.

Decruiter: Looking at your high school GPA, you might want to consider going to trade school.

Prospective College Student: Man, I've just been dissed by a College Decruiter!

by Academic Adviser October 17, 2010

College Wealth

The act of receiving financial aid money and grants from the college or university you go to and spending it on stuff other than school.

Joe: Tim, Do you want to go the the bar tonight?
Tim : Sure With Who?
Joe: Me and Dj
Tim: I thought Dj was poor?
Joe: Nahh, Hes got that College Wealth now.

by Blackjoebama January 27, 2013

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WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.

When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

by Sisak24 June 16, 2021

Priestley College

A College in Warrington, England.

It has a wide variety of A-Level, BTEC and Vocational courses

and the people who attend this college are awesome =)

I am a student taking A-Levels at Priestley College

by SophsterBEE March 8, 2009