Colbster

Colbster is a male that is very sexy and has hairy legs. Likes to rub his leg hair on his friends. Is also thiccc with three c’s.

That colbster is so cool

by Gage Hernandez January 17, 2019

Combusting Fantard

A retarded fan of the crappy website Combusting Herpes, but to a more extreme length, in which they try to convince people who hate the site to spend more than 5 seconds on it and claim that the site is funny and provides social commentary followed by calling that person out on their supposed stupidity even though they are the ones making complete assess out of themselves.

They often claim that the person they're insulting is butthurt when they're actually more butthurt then the person they are insulting.

Sometimes they are similar to Twitards in the way that they act.

"Combusting Herpes is teh shit."
"No it isn't."
"Waaaaaaaa, Nathan doesn't like Combusting Herpes! Waaaaaaa!"
"Yeeesh - what a Combusting Fantard."

by MM132 January 6, 2013

spontaneous combustion

Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.

Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

spontanious combustion

My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:

a random and sudden outburst of laughter

Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.

This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.

by G's Spot December 28, 2005

Collusy

to cockblock a fellow bro; verb

Bob- "did you get it in with Agnus last night"

Fred- "no, her ugly friend was doing a Collusy last night at the party"

by msnewbootayyy November 11, 2010

colbysexual

being attracted to colby brock

my friend:whats your sexuality?
me: i’m colbysexual.
my friend: what does that mean?
me:i’m attracted to colby brock.

by katrina dockins January 13, 2021

herb combustion

to smoke weed

mary: "who's up for some herb combustion?"

jane: "i am!"

by bobby bobbington May 16, 2015