colebert

Probably the most underrated Anne with an e ship to ever exist. Not to be that kind of person but on ao3 there are more Cole MacKenzie/Jerry Baynard fanfics than Gilbert Blythe/Cole MacKenzie fanfics and it's just- ughhh😭 but anyways I hope people realize that this ship deserves more attention. Uhm yea they barely had any interaction but DOES THAT MATTER *wink wonk*

Person 1: What is your favorite Colebert fanfic?

Person 2: The World is Wide by photographer_of_thoughts

Person 1: Alrighty then! Thank you!

{ P.S. don't be scared that there are 32 chapters, they're a lot but they're worth reading (∩^o^)⊃━☆ }

by yeongyuarewhipped January 17, 2022

Colbert

Loves drugs and eating sandwiches induced by hot milfs in his area. give him a kissy-wissy and he'll make your day. Shave his head and get a special stick that can be stuck up a dog's ass for "therapeutic" reasons.

Damn, I want a colbert to lighten my day.

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Colberting

When someone with a huge audience finds one guy to focus almost all of his negative attention on.

Phillip Marlowe, the influencer is Colberting TayVis by dropping shade bombs on her cats masseuse.

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023

Colbert

when you have skibidi rizz or you like to eat "popcorn taki balls" which is a food item containing a Popcorn Ball with a Taki sticking halfway in it

hey do you have Sussy kira colbert rizz?

yes, and im a sussy little sigma from ohio too!

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

colbert

A late night talk show host, despite being the best one, like many others, wont shut the fuck up about Donald Trump since 2016. His show is getting cancelled because he wont shut the fuck up about Trump. If he doesnt anymore, the ratings will get better. Save colbert.

I love colbert.

by Thanks, obama. July 18, 2025

Dirty Colbee

When a dude has sex with a vibrator in his penis

She made me do a dirty colbee bro, I haven’t been the same

by Dudeperfect22 April 17, 2020

Mr.Colbert

The greatest teacher of all time. Can get mad at times, but if you get your shit done and pay attention he likes you. Incredibly funny and has a great sense of humor

“Shoot darn, He’s the best damn teacher around!”

“Yeah, Mr.Colbert is the goat!”

by Bfjsisosnd May 22, 2024