cocksucker

what is Steven Slovensky

That guy Steven Slovensky is such a cocksucker, The other day he told me he could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

by Franky Fingers November 25, 2013

cocksucker

n. A rude, selfish or contemptible person. A fancy way to insult someone who's pissed you off.

"That lousy cocksucker tried to rip me off."
"He's a big time cocksucker when he's druknk."

by Allen23 July 15, 2008

Running off at the cocksucker

A woman who runs off at the mouth...a woman who just won't shut up.

That bitch just keeps running off at the cocksucker.

by angrydragon October 1, 2005

cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

by bone July 20, 2004

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker

by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003

cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

by Don February 12, 2004

cocksuckery

the art of cock sucking

man, that shit was so fine, he must have gone to the New York Institute of Cocksuckery.

by Anonymous February 5, 2003