Cocktography

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His cocktography skills are quite impressive with his new phone camera.

by Language Master 2017 July 9, 2020

Cocktoberfest

A Festival In youn males before No Nut November Where they ejaculate all night long to be ready to wait a month without ejaculation

Me and the boys were busy celebrating Cocktoberfest instead of trick-or-treating

by The Mysticman November 3, 2021

Cocktoboggan

An arrogant idiot who infuriates those around him with his mistaken notions of reality

JFC Kevin, you are such a cocktoboggan! You are so wrong, you are no longer in this timeline. Please educate yourself!

See also douche canoe

by Invisigoth510 March 31, 2023

cocktoaster

Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).

Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!

by Erok May 30, 2006

cocktopussy

A man, or woman, possesing eight cocks and one vagina.

When that fool masturbates it gets fucking everywhere, he's such a cocktopussy.

by Frank Koerner November 19, 2004

cockmongor

A name for a person who uses you for sexual relations without wanting a relationship. This person usually has a mental issue of some sort that keeps them from commiting to one person. Otherwise known as being faithful

you are such a cockmongor!

by Ashley ^_^ September 15, 2003

cocktoastin'

When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.

Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"

by Coots Punk Kendrick March 28, 2007