cocksiteosis

When that's all women talk about and want is cock.

person 1) Hey, she is all over my shit!
person 2) She must have the disease all women get!
person 1) WHAT!?#$
person 2) She must have the cocksiteosis!

by horsefly October 10, 2005

Cockbiting Fucktard

Robin Elouard

"Rob...you are a Cockbiting Fucktard.....that is all."

by Spongebob Spliffpants August 23, 2003

Cockpit

A sexual maneuver when a male puts his fully hard penis with a cum covered tip into the armpit of his sexual partner and Proceeds to swish it around.

I gave this girl a cockpit last night but she hasn't shaved for weeks so now my dick is all cut up.

by Crystall J April 21, 2011

cockpit

To place ones cock in a pit..

Pit- your mothers anus

Anus- Place where shit comes out

Shit- the taco bell you ate earlier

ooooh man wheres my cockpit..

by Ezkiekial Skeeves..i own your dads December 17, 2003

cockpit

a place where guys go to get it on in a large/small room. often with 10 or more guys...

bruce: so james, are you going to the cockpit tonight????

James: yeah there's going to be one hell of a turn out

Bruce: i'm glad about that! my ass hassn't had a good ponding in weeks!

James: but i ponded you ass last night?

Bruce: you were never a good fuck james.... i just didn't want to hurt your feelings...

James: you cut me deep bruce! you cut me deep

by cock rag sam August 29, 2006

cocktivity

Activity produced with your cock Maybe masturbation maybe not.

Kenda's cocktivity made her try her hand at fucking a huge one in her own clan

by trumpetenthusiastextrodinaire October 4, 2005

cockpit

The little area between your balls and your dick. Like the armpit of your weener.

"Dude, I think I got a paper-cut in my cockpit"

by JUDGE DJ NASTY MULLEX July 6, 2012