Cockswain

A big dicked mother fucker that runs a ship or boat crew. He is in charge of every thing on the ship and the surrounding sea. Once on land, he WILL fuck your girl

Oh no, here comes the cockswain. I know man, he pounded my girl in port last week. Let’s go somewhere else.

by Dankone July 12, 2022

cuckstain

the wet spot got her pregnant

The cuckstain said he was smarter than me.

by snargleflax September 12, 2022

cuckstain

When an unfaithful partner has sex and either the man pulls out or takes his condom off in bed the woman then rolls over, typically in her sleep, into said wetspot getting pregnant. The child is then called a cuckstain for life.

He said he is smarter than me he's such a cuckstain.

by snargleflax September 12, 2022

cockbrain

When a guy hits a girl in the face with his penis. This often happens when a girl is giving a guy head. Usually an absurd gesture that a man will do to a promiscuous woman.

Guy: "So i was getting with Cheryl, and I totally cockbrained her!"

Guy 2: "Dude, she's got a shiner now!"

by Blob09 April 11, 2010

cockpain

disgusted, agitated, perturbed, aggravated, pissed-off

People who give a half-assed effort in their jobs give me cockpain.

by Frank Zap September 2, 2013

Cockaine

Sniffing cockaine off a guys cock

"Bro, we cockained so hard last night."

by Rarefiedtiger September 4, 2016

cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016