cockmite

person or persons that are or are becoming the embodiment of a duesch-bag

Damn dude, that guy is a cockmite and a half.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

cockpilot

1. One who enjoys having male genitalia rammed down their throat and conducts themselves in a manor to which suggests proficiency and practice in the art.
2. Another word for a chronic wanker
3. Someone who is useless to the point that all they are good for is piloting cocks

"I can't believe he fucked up again"
"Yeah, James is such a cockpilot"

by Dan Wilder March 20, 2008

cockpillagingassrammer

The sender of the letter that you have to pay 2 dollars for receiving the letter telling you to pay 2 dollars.

from Hellbenders episode "Applooza"

Sincerely, Cockpillagingassrammer

by Wolumn November 2, 2017

cockpot

a gay guy thats addicted to cock

Andy Gay is a total cockpot

by not for you December 15, 2004

cockpot

Cockpot its a gay guy who sucks on a dick like hes smoking it

Andy Gay is a total cockpot.

by not for you December 14, 2004

cockpipe

Someone who smokes cock like it is a crack pipe.

I saw Billy taking a drag on a cockpipe so hard he sucked the sack flat.

by Slappy1 June 30, 2006

cockbite

A cockbite is a member of society who tries their very hardest to be socially accepted and 'cool' and ends up failing miserably resulting in complete asshole-ness, butt sucking and of course cockbiting.

d00d 1: Urgh that dude we met today was like the biggest assfuck.
d00d 2: ah man, i would go as far to call him a cockbite.
d00d 3: Nah not even close man, thats reserved for that fag, Caleb.
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Cockbite: Ehehe I own all GnR's cds and a pair of converse allstars and poke my own asshole.

by Teh Gatez0r April 9, 2006