Cockrete

When someone is so ugly you would rather have sexual intercourse with concrete.

“The breeze blocks are more sexually active than him”

“Yea, I would rather stick my cock in concrete”

“Cockrete!”

by BGP#1 June 6, 2024

cockrete

When someone is less sexually attractive than concrete

“The breeze block is more sexually active than him”

“I would rather stick my cock in concrete”
“COCKRETE!!”

by BGP#1 June 6, 2024

Aviation Cockmaster

The politically correct term for pilot, as coined by 2 the Ranting Gryphon and General Flying Fox. Stems from the terms aviation and cockpit.

Person A: "Dude, the pilot on that plane was a dick."

Person B: "Hey, uncool, they're called aviation cockmasters."

by vgmaster831 January 18, 2011

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

Roller Cockster

A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.

You: What ride do you want to go on?
Me: I Wanna go on the roller cockster.
You: Have fun.

by GregNelson29 September 18, 2023

Dr. Cockter

Dr. Cockter is a common phrase we use to define someone who is a relatively high elo at competitive jerkmate. Named after the legendary player called "Dr. Cockter".

Dr. Cockter gave me a headache in ranked jerkmate.

by Strong Cockter February 2, 2025