cockroach

Referring to two similar species of freshwater fish; both of which originate from the common roach variety. Each breed can be identified as follows:

Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.

Lad 1: Hey, there's a vibrating dildo in your fishing basket.
Lad 2: Nah, that's just the cockroach I caught earlier.

by Campeh February 28, 2008

Cockroast

The act of placing a penis on a barbeque grill, and then performing oral sex on the slightly roasted penis

Jessica - Honey, all that barbeque food made me really hungry for a nice cockroast..please?

Sam - Not on my burnt penis u wont!..ok maybe just a bit then.

by Lilpds July 28, 2010

CockRocket

Not a compliment. A cock rocket is a person who has risen through the ranks of the asschiefs and has earned the title of "Cock >.>". The "Rocket" part comes in when the dirty hobnocker starts firing shit off from his or her mouth(s) like they are better than you. Jabberjaw much?

Guy: Aww fuck, rejected again...Today isnt my day.
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!

by RaffleWaffle April 22, 2009

cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

by spencer February 1, 2003

cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, my girlfriend started cockroaching me

by willa zea September 5, 2008

cockroaches

Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"

"Vorld Domination"- A cockroach I met dying on the street (I think he was German)

by Gp06 February 12, 2004

cockroach sex

Sexual relations between two aesthetically unappealing, i.e., fugly, people. Translation of Korean slang.

She was talking about Ann Coulter and Dick Cheney getting it on. Nasty! Real cockroach sex. Made my skin crawl.

by Peeje July 11, 2007