co-worker

1. A person, who shares a common work environment, who assists or has similar duties as oneself.

2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done

My co-worker Jane didn't send the forms to finance and now I lost my vacation because of it!

by Snapdragon August 8, 2003

Co-consensual masturbation

The act of masturbation on another consenting individual.

Verb Form: Co-consensually masturbating

Friend: So how far did u get last night?
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.

That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.

by Biz^2 January 8, 2008

Co-Blogging

The act of two or more bloggers publishing a specific blog.

Co-Blogging has proven itself as an efficient way for me to publish a daily blog without me having to post new content each and every day.

by Golf Enthusiast March 20, 2008

Co Op Roof Climbing

When two friends decide to go on the roof and engineer a way to climb on your friends' mom's roof.

Ok I'm bored, let's do some mothafuckin' co op roof climbing bitch!

by Zanko Harris June 13, 2008

co-op cheetos

Junk food made from organic ingredients so you will feel better about eating it.

Billy's "healthy diet" is an illusion; his pantry is full of co-op cheetos and free range lard.

by goodmanjm August 6, 2009

co-hater

A co-hater is a co-worker who hates on their colleagues. Usually the co-hater is jealous of a job well done. They are often passed over for promotion and resent those who do get promotions or other accolades. In some extreme instances, the co-hater won't acknowledge their colleagues in casual conversation.

I told Lisa about my promotion and she went co-hater on me and ignored me for the rest of the day!

by FASH1976 August 25, 2009

co-op slop

Food, almost exclusively of the vegetarian, vegan, and healthful variety, which is bland, tasteless, and visually unappealing. Otherwise good food can become co-slop because it is cooked in too large a quantity or incorrectly seasoned. Co-op slop is frequently the product of inexperienced, untalented hippy chefs cooking for the other residents of a co-op or commune.

Jimmy grabs a burger on his way to chill at the commune because he don't dig the co-op slop they eat there.

I found this fantastic recipe for stir fried tofu and mustard greens but I fouled it up and it tastes like co-op slop!

by jrWoodChuck January 7, 2010